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Wednesday, November 22

Romance

C just phoned to say that she is on her way home (C works in a private hospital in Great Missenden - she has to sellotape the tip of her nose up every morning to look stuck up enough - doing 13 hour shifts 3 times a week to save on the driving) as she does every night she's left work and she belched down the phone. Right in my ear. Who said romance was dead eh.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ive been married to the same woman for 36 years, and with every belch she intimately shares wth me, its aroma becomes sweeter as its the most intimate of moments. fuck that its gross. this ur first live in? sorry kid.

thedacs said...

Hey gerald, nah not my first live in by any means but this is the right one and we'll be in until the end of our days.
I hope the aroma does get better with age. Can't get any worse right now...